It's baaa-aaackkkkk

Steve got in last night from a trip.  I was asleep when he got in, but I vaguely recall him standing at the foot of the bed in his uniform, about to put his roll-aboard away.  I am sure I greeted him.  I then drifted back to sleep.

This morning I got up to shower to get ready for work.  I stepped into our closet and what did I smell, but the DAMN ORANGE GINGER BODY LOTION!  It's baaaa-aaaack

His work pants weren't even in the closet, but in the laundry basket in the bathroom, about 10 feet away.  Yuck!

And I will have to smell it again when I wash those pants.  Ugh.  I just hate that smell!

I did set out regular lotion for Steve to take on trips, but he obviously didn't notice it.  When I get home today I will be placing the regular lotion in his bag, so that he can't forget it.


  1. Oh gosh, that stuff is awful. Be thankful you're not stuck in the flightdeck with him!

  2. Put a note on the lotion you set out for him that says "It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again."

    He'll get the point.

  3. Oh heavens, could you imagine what that flight deck would smell like if the CA had that lotion on too?! Those FAs would be hit like a ton of bricks when that cockpit door opened. LOL


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